‘I was on the tube in London and this teenage girl eyed me up and said ‘Alright, Mr Sex?’. It threw me. The daft thing was that she was quoting a line from Sherlock but I’d forgotten it because it had been a while since filming. I just thought I was looking particularly hot that day.’
i don’t know whether to laugh or cry
it looks like a high five. i cant stop laugh.
and honey, you should see me in a crown.
“Sir Boast-A-Lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he’d slain and soon they began to wonder, ‘Are Sir Boast-A-Lot’s stories even true?’, so, one of the knights went to king arthur and said ‘I don’t believe Sir Boast-A-Lot’s stories, he’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good!’. And, then, even the king began to wonder…”