‘I was on the tube in London and this teenage girl eyed me up and said ‘Alright, Mr Sex?’. It threw me. The daft thing was that she was quoting a line from Sherlock but I’d forgotten it because it had been a while since filming. I just thought I was looking particularly hot that day.’

♛ sherlock meme |  ten anything [10/10] → ‘A Scandal in Belgravia’ cinematography

bakerstreetbabes:

I love the internet.

oh-my-westwood:

andrewscottfangirl:

#HE SURVIVED

i don’t know whether to laugh or cry

it looks like a high five. i cant stop laugh. 

and honey, you should see me in a crown.

“Sir Boast-A-Lot was the bravest and cleverest knight at the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how brave he was and how many dragons he’d slain and soon they began to wonder, ‘Are Sir Boast-A-Lot’s stories even true?’, so, one of the knights went to king arthur and said ‘I don’t believe Sir Boast-A-Lot’s stories, he’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good!’. And, then, even the king began to wonder…”

pondmelody:

#stayin’ alive ringtone reactions

sherlock!porn: James Moriarty Edition - requested by anon
    ↳ James Moriarty, the most dangerous criminal mind the world has ever seen.

We met twice, five minutes in total. I pulled a gun; he tried to blow me up… I felt we had a special something.

fire-kissed:

dontgigglesherlock:

bagelbutts:

I threw a wish in the well

Don’t ask me I’ll never tell

I looked to you as it fell

And suddenly this song became the scariest song in the world